May 2013
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via artistsuffer)
agentscully:
WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
canadianslut:
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
VersaEmerge: We are sorry to announce... →
versaemerge:
Hello everyone, We’re very sorry to say that we are canceling our appearance on this summer’s Van’s Warped Tour. This was not an easy decision and we sincerely apologize to the Vans Warped Tour and to anyone who planned to see us this summer. We are still going through some important changes…
Watchsamandriel:
mormondad:
pissing my pants
someone thought of this
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
seapeny:
rainbow-road-to-happiness:
You can choose what kind of tree you want to become
Idk I just find this beautiful
just imagine cemeteries looking like this
a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.
this is a serious post...
quirpele:
When cinema staff try to make you leave before the end of the credits No I don’t think you understand This is a Marvel movie
keepcalmandshagedsheeran:
i-am-hill:
breadboxes:
i get really gay after midnight
Imagine turning gay like turning into a werewolf
“No, aah, don’t look at me! I’m…I’m turning GAY!”
*rainbow explosion*
“FABULOUS!”
This website, I swear
